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Cats Return to Caturn:
This is only fake news guysCats Return to Caturn:
Well this is unbeliveable, two cats Oliver Ricardo And Steve Ricardo have built they're own space ship and is looking to fly to Caturn! It would take them 7.5 years (0.5 cat years) to get there in their spaceship. They have decided to call the mission catpollo 11 for absolutely no reason.
We will be supplying live updates below in chronlogical order:
Rocket about to leave Casa Space center
8:30 PM- 9:58PM
8:30 PM- 9:58PM
We are getting ready for the launch of the spaceship
9:59-10:30PM
9:59-10:30PM
Steve and Oliver have taken off from Casa Space launching center and is about to reach outer space
Empty Cockpit
10:31PM
10:31PM
Breaking News:
Breaking News:
Steve has fallen asleep and Oliver has found the Cat nip supply! Things are out of hand!
Jan 1 2027 9:43 AM
Jan 1 2027 9:43 AM
We are offically 70% there to Caturn and we had Oliver on the phone yesterday and he said "Meow Meow Meoow Meow Meoooow Meow" Which Translates to "I love the free catnip here, it makes me feel like i'm at home annoying my owner
5:18 PM
5:18 PM
Steve "The smartest cat ever" has put catnip into the fuel system making the ship go into "super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super speed mode". They are now going at 2,100,023 MPH (2,000 MPS). Because of this they are expected to reach Caturn tomorrow
Family of Oliver contacting Oliver
5:23 PM
5:23 PM
The ship has gone into zoomie mode and is swerving left and right and is heading to the sun! We think this is because there was a reaction from the catnip in the fuel tank.
Jan 3 2:22 AM
Jan 3 2:22 AM
While Steve was getting some Z's Oliver the hero put "Cat treat we dont have the licesence for" Into the fuel tank and now the ship is back on course!
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we have no idea what happens next????
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